Posted November 12, 2009
Been doing some thinking about my health, and I've got a message for you.
Sayonara, folks. It's been great to know you.
Charlie Frost, apocalypse prognosticator, signing off.
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First Professor Meyers is dead, and now we get more bad news today. Looks like it's catching. I feel like any joking about it would be in poor taste, so let me just say...I'm really going to miss Doc Ulfert and his earnest drive to save our species.
Rest in peace, Soren....
Posted November 11, 2009
I've got some bad, sad news to tell. A listener in Florida just sent me this clipping from his local paper. (Apparently they still have those in Florida.)
Prof. Meyers is dead. On a 'fishing trip.' That's some fine irony there, isn't it? I think we all know this is a pack of lies from the same lying liars that brought you such hits as the 'Survival Lottery' and the 'Election for the Leader of the Post-2012 World.' At least thanks to his final message to us we know who one more of them is.
Unless I'm wrong - and I'm pretty much never wrong - that's Barbara Lewis-Penn with Carl Anheuser in that shot. Looks like Naaczaal goes all the way to the top.
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I got a juicy package in the mail from Prof. Meyers this morning, laying out his whole story and giving me some hot new info to back it up. Turns out he's a big fan of my show. Who knew? I am of course incredibly flattered, if not surprised, coming from a man with his intellect.
Anyway, since he wanted to go public with his story, I thought I should do my part as an upstanding member of the media. So I shot this video to share his story for some of my audience members that maybe haven't been following along so closely on the blog and missed a few things. Check it out:
And for the sake of completion, here are scans of the documents on the package:
Sure hope we hear from Prof. Meyers soon...
Posted November 10, 2009
Since we're all waiting around to hear something from Prof. Meyers, I thought I'd try to lighten the mood a little and put up a new vlog. You know, a little something to take your minds off all that tension.
No need to thank me. Knowing I'm right is thanks enough.
Posted November 9, 2009
Hey, you heard the IHC election is over? Yeah, Soren is worried that CorruptionTheory.com (or should I say Professor Meyers?) is in trouble somehow. Chip in and see if you can help, OK? It's the least we can do after he's put it all on the line for us. Seems like a nice guy, and I'm happy for him. Too bad for him it looks like he doesn't get a seat on the escape craft, eh?
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Hey, you heard the IHC election is over? Yeah, that Michael S. won. Seems like a nice guy, and I'm happy for him. Too bad for him it looks like he doesn't get a seat on the escape craft, eh?
Don't know what I'm talking about? Here's a document one Miss Isabella St. Simon provided us just a little while ago. Take a look and see if you can't spot a few pertinent things from it.
Let's see, let's see... first... oh, right, we have a 'government' category. I'm thinking any government isn't going to take it too kindly for the IHC to make Michael S. the boss of them, know what I mean?
And that's not even the real whopper. Take a look there at the bottom, with that footnote about the Survival Lottery. OH YEAH, THERE ARE NO PASSES FOR THE LOTTERY. THE LOTTERY HAS ALWAYS BEEN A SHAM. I suspected the IHC wasn't entirely on the straight and narrow here, but turns out I didn't know the half of it.
You heard it first from Charlie Frost, people.
Posted November 4, 2009
Man oh man, this is wild! I just checked around online for 'naaczaal,' not like it's a common word or anything, and I found this guy.
He's selling a ticket for a ride on one of those spaceships! I'd bet my winnie he works for Aerospace Robotics Corp. Or used to...looks like those layoffs from a couple of weeks back aren't going over so well. This guy could answer so many questions! I'm wondering just what exactly his job was, and how much he knows about Naaczaal. And I wonder if the ticket itself could tell us anything, if we got our hands on it. Come to think of it... how many tickets does this guy even have? Looks like he's only selling the one, but from the sound of it he's got more...
Another day, another scoop. You heard it first from Charlie Frost!
Posted October 27, 2009
Given the way a bunch of total strangers have banded together to help Doc Ulfert and CorruptionTheory.com try to get to the bottom of Project Naaczaal, I've been thinking a lot lately about the amazing things human beings are capable of. We are an incredible species.
With that on my mind, when I got this letter a few days ago, I just had to jump on it. This guy is asking me if the Mayans were merely a cargo cult worshipping the aliens who gave them all of their advanced astronomy and mathematics knowledge. Talk about underestimating the human capacity for greatness!
Posted October 23, 2009
I've been getting lots of emails from folks scratching their heads and asking me what the heck is going on with the IHC and Soren Ulfert. If you've missed the unfolding drama so far, here's the skinny:
Soren Ulfert and CorruptionTheory.com teamed up a few weeks back to ask our help in getting to the bottom of some shady dealings around a mysterious 'Project Naaczaal' they'd both stumbled on at their jobs. They'd get us info, and in return, we've been going when and where they say to intercept secret documents.
So far we've found a lot of evidence that Aerospace Robotics Corp. (who the anonymous CT works for) and the Institute for Human Continuity (who Doc Ulfert used to work for - before he was fired are working together in a massive secret project to build escape crafts in preparation for 2012. Hint: Naaczaal is a word in Yucatecan Mayan meaning 'to lift up.'
Worse, the whole Naaczaal project is starting to stink of moral and ethical problems, given the memo we found about 'green pass holders' demanding 'deluxe accommodations.'
Last week Doc Ulfert got a scare about his personal safety and went on the run, but he's still devoted to fighting the good fight. And now, as of today, the IHC is asking the public to do their dirty work and help find Doc Ulfert for 'em... they say they want to serve him with legal papers. That's a real fine euphemism for shooting somebody, don't you think? Remember, you heard it first from Charlie Frost!
Posted October 14, 2009
We all know the end is coming, and we've got a mere 3 years and change left before humanity's expiration date comes and goes. Some people have asked me about my carefree tone regarding the end of the world, and to explain it, I thought I'd better talk pickles.
As you may know, I'm a big fan of a good old-fashioned pickle. My Granny Frost always made the best ones in the world, but since she's passed on, I've been reduced to the store-bought kind, with the odd shipment from my incredibly generous Uncle Jimmy. And now I can hear you all scratching your heads out there and asking, "what do pickles have to do with the end of the world, Charlie?"
See, there's not that much time left, and with that knowledge comes a change in focus. You have to maximize the positive and enjoy every day as it comes. And me, I love a good pickle. Crunchy, sour, salty, cool, pickles taste good and they remind me of happy times with Granny Frost. For you it might be something else, eating oatmeal cookies or listening to jazz or maybe visiting all of the wonders of the world (ancient, modern, or natural, take your pick.) Whatever it is, it's time to hop on it while you still can.
But hey, maybe pickles are your thing, too. Lucky you, I'm going to give you the secret Frost family recipe so you, too, can revel in the pleasures of earthly life while you've got it. Ready?
Uncle Jimmy's Salty Garlic Dill Pickles
Recipe to make three 1-quart jars.
4 pounds cucumbers (aim for small, firm, and light colored)
6 cloves of garlic
1 small bundle of dill
1/2 cup salt
3 cups vinegar
6 cups potable water
Optional:
3 pinches ground red chili peppers
regular or green onion, chopped, 3 tablespoons
Soak the cukes in ice water for a couple of hours first to keep 'em crisp.
Dice the garlic and put equal amounts into each jar. Cut the large stems off the dill and by hand remove the larger stems remaining and then evenly distribute the dill into each jar. Add optional ingredients to taste.
Pack as many cucumbers into each jar as possible. Soft cucumbers tend to make soft pickles, so go for light-colored smooth and hard cucumbers. Leave them whole except to fill in the empty spaces in the jars.
Put the 6 cups of water together with the 3 cups of vinegar into a suitable pot and bring to a boil. Once boiling, add the 1/2 cup of salt (a little more is better than a little less). Once the salt is fully dissolved, which takes about 15 seconds while stirring, pour into the jars and seal.
Let the jars cool overnight on the kitchen counter and then refrigerate. If your jars do not leak when turned upside down, invert them every 2-4 days. You should do this inversion at least once and maybe twice -- the problem is that the top cucumbers will not benefit from the soup like the fully submerged ones will.
In two weeks they are ready to enjoy.
NOTE: These are not sterile canning techniques. While the acid from the vinegar and the salt are preservatives, we've never tried to keep these pickles long term (they don't last that long anyhow). This method is aimed at a quick process for eating immediately, not for storing for a year or more.
Posted October 12, 2009
Last week was sure a busy one, wasn't it? Between all sorts of hush-hush intrigue and intercepting secret documents in L.A., New York and Chicago, and then cracking them open like a bunch of walnuts, new info has been coming at us so fast it's giving me vertigo. So let me lay it all out again just to make sure I've got my facts straight:
Corruption Theory is an anonymous informant digging up info on secret document exchanges from inside his company, Aerospace Robotics Corp. He thought he was investigating corruption, but then he stumbled onto Project Naaczaal.
Soren Ulfert is a former employee of the Institute for Human Continuity (The IHC knows the earth is doomed in 2012 and is working to preserve humanity.) Our boy Soren received a couple of threatening phone calls and then got fired, and it sounds like Project Naaczaal has something to do with it.
Doc Ulfert still has access to the IHC's messaging system and he's using it to send out info on the document drop times and places Corruption Theory is finding. They're still on the hunt for more info to put more pieces together. But so far we've intercepted three of these packages, and from the sound of it, ARC is building something big, expensive, and super-mega-top secret.
My money is on spaceships to evacuate the earth ahead of 2012. Remember, folks, you heard it first from Charlie Frost!
Posted October 9, 2009
I have to say, the goodwill of strangers on the internet is a powerful thing. Last week Soren Ulfert and Corruption Theory asked for help, and now... they have people all over the place cracking like their own highly trained spy corps. Who needs the establishment?
So we've learned a few things this week, not least of which is that our Corruption Theory whistleblower probably works for the Aerospace Robotics Corp. I still don't see what the IHC has to do with Naaczaal, though.
Oh, and Soren says they need help intercepting even more files, so hop right on that, kiddos.
Posted October 8, 2009
Check out Doc Ulfert being all secretive and using codewords like he doesn't think anybody knows what he's talking about. "You're INVITED to the PARTY," hah! But in case you really couldn't see right through that, he's putting another date and time for a (as it turns out) not really that secure document exchange up on that IHC PSA system he wrote about last week.
This is the most fun I've had in ages. Nothing like a good underdog story, eh?
Posted October 6, 2009
This whole IHC election has had me thinking a lot about governments lately, and what they're good for (not much) and not so good at (just about everything). And then I got a caller with the most reee-diculous crackpot idea about reality TV I've ever heard, and trust me, I've heard an awful lot of crackpot theories.
That kind of thinking is both wildly amoral and vastly overrates the competence of our elected officials, if you ask me. But don't take my word for it, watch the video yourself:
Posted September 30, 2009
Things have been getting a little confusing with this whole Naaczaal business, so I thought I'd take a minute to sort it all out so we're on the same page. Ready??
The Institute for Human Continuity (otherwise known as The IHC): Know the world is ending in 2012, and working to "preserve a small population" so humanity doesn't go extinct. They're running an election for the Leader of the Post-2012 World and some kind of Survival Lottery. They have a website, a YouTube channel, a Facebook group, and Twitter.
Dr. Soren Ulfert, PhD: Was the Communications Director at the IHC. They say he quit, but he says he got fired... Given the voice mails he got before he left, I'm inclined to believe his story. He's working with Corruption Theory, but we'll get to that in a second. Doc Ulfert is on Twitter, and he has a blog and a YouTube channel.
Corruption Theory (CT): A shadowy blog run by a shadowy person. Mr/Ms Corruption Theory thought they'd uncovered evidence of rampant embezzlement or corruption at work, and was reassigned for asking too many questions. There's a Corruption Theory blog, but nada besides that.
Charlie Frost: That's me! I'm an innocent bystander here, just like you. I love to watch the fireworks, though, don't you? You can find me here at my blog, or on Twitter or my YouTube channel.
Here's where it gets interesting. Right before Soren was fired, he got a threatening phone call from some guy who told him not to talk about a "Project Naaczaal." But Soren had never heard of it. Then this Corruption Theory dude found a reference to Naaczaal while trying to get proof of dirty dealings at work. Pretty much everybody realized there must be a connection there and linked them up.
Then, last week, CT intercepted a secret document related to Naaczaal. CT has found evidence that there will be more files changing hands that way in the days to come. Soren's working with CT to put the dates and places up on some sort of IHC PSA system he's still got access to... and they want your help.
That's where you come in, boys and girls. Keep a sharp eye out for the dates and times so you can snag one of the docs if a drop spot is near you. (And then tell us all what you've found.)
Posted September 25, 2009
A loyal listener asked me to put up the juiciest few voice mails from Soren Ulfert's IHC voice mail box. To back up a sec, we worked out Soren's pin code a few weeks ago and listened in on what turned out to be his last couple of weeks at the IHC before he got fired.
It would be a crying shame if all those very interesting messages were lost forever, so I've plucked out the cream of the crop and stuck 'em here for your audio pleasure. Make some popcorn before you listen, and then enjoy!
I think this one is Soren's bud Satnam Tsurutani. Aw, sounds like a nice guy.
Posted September 22, 2009
Well, Soren Ulfert hasn't taken me up on my generous offer of hospitality from last week, but he's been busy all the same. Look at Doc Ulfert branching out into his own media empire! He's got some fightin' words to say about the IHC and Barbara Lewis-Penn. Looks like he's about to pop a vein, doesn't he?
It does sound like the IHC did him a bad turn. Too bad he can't do much about it...
Posted September 18, 2009
Reading between the lines, looks like our boy Soren Ulfert got himself canned from the IHC. Gotta feel bad for the guy, you know he's the type who takes his job way too seriously.
The new girl, Barbara Lewis-Penn, used to be his boss, from the sound of it. Cute, but just like Soren, looks like she's never heard the word 'relax' in her life.
Hey Soren, if you happen to check in here, why don't you come on out to Yellowstone and hang with me for a while? I'll show you how to appreciate the natural wonders, and you can give me the inside scoop on your ex-boss Babs. Whaddaya say?
Posted September 15, 2009
Remember that fun time we had listening to Doctor Soren Ulfert's voice messages? Well, now I'm starting to think there might be some serious business going down. Take a listen to this one...